1. demonic-stuffedanimal:


    he’s making it hop

    this is the only thing I care about

    *Eats broken glass to feel masculine again*

    (Source: -everdeen, via highkinglucifer)

  4. officialfrenchtoast:

    Jon Snow - The Windmill Specialist

    (via livinbig)

  5. mywinterheartbeat:

    Lingerie Love.

    (via bloodrose19000)


  6. crystallized-teardrops:

    phases of a student

    • does homework as soon as you get it 
    • worried about being caught copying homework
    • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
    • too lazy to even copy from others

    (via pleasurepalace)


  7. viva-la-nostalgia:

    If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

    (Source: goreflakes, via pleasurepalace)

  8. son-ov-hades:

    "Black is the night metal we fight
     Power amps set to explode!
     Energy screams magic and dreams
     Satan records their first note!”


    …aaaaand, Black Metal was born!

    (via spittingbloodinthefaceofgod)


  9. trillow:

    "hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

    (via luciferspenis)